William Hague Gay? On The Evidence, He’s Not The Only One…

I managed to catch the tail-end of Newsnight last night, whereupon I stumbled upon this incredible story that William Hague might be gay.  Indeed, the speculation has been so rife, that his adviser/alleged lover, Christopher Myers, has resigned, & Hague himself has felt it necessary to publish a humiliating statement with regard to why he & Ffion remain childless after over a decade married.
William Hague a Homosexual Gay?  Let’s Check The Hearsay (Or “Facts”, As The Media Put It)
The “evidence” for this homosexual activity appears to be based on three points -

• Myers is young, handsome & apparently under-qualified
• Hague & Myers share a hotel room occasionally (keeping expenses down, one might argue)
• The below picture

Tenuous proof at best; indeed, if one is using a picture to prove Hague’s homosexuality, we’d suggest this one -

And if this is all the proof you need, then the following people are all gay, too -

Bumlords, one & all…